Theory

*Graph depicting exponential correlation between "Atmospheric OXYGEN Concentration" and "EXPLOSION Spontaneity", with "Our Universe" at ~20% oxygen with a near zero chance of spontaneous explosion, and the "MICHAEL BAY CINEMATIC Universe" with an alarmingly high chance of spontaneous explosion at nearly 100% atmospheric oxygen.* ~ TEDDY: *Presenting chart to audience of Allison and Mark* "Now hear me out: There's some intriguing math I think y'all should look at before making any judgments..." *Mark looking on, unconvinced* ALLISON: "Yeah, still doesn't do jack for the misogyny, racism, tone-deafness, perversion..."

...Aaannndd now I'm curios

#ISmellAnExperiementComingOn?.. 

Posted by

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)