Milestone

ALLISON:  "Wow, finished your masters, that's a big deal! Like FINAL final crit! How does it feel?"  TEDDY *unresponsive*  ~  ALLISON *from screen in trashed "Brain Command Center"*: "Hello? Anybody home up there?"   LITTLE TEDDY BRAIN GUY: "...Yeah, we're completely torched. Like irrevocably beyond salvage...No...Yeah, I mean, we're gonna be leaking anyways, I'd say just lean into it; Tap the ears, go for a full flush..."


"I don't know, it hasn't really set in yet. Maybe after I take care of final submissions.....
.....Grading....
....Subletting my apartment...
...Also cleaning the apartment.
Job hunting/Career building; Actually bring my portfolio into this decade;
Not going broke after this fracking model; finishing said model for above portfolio, figuring out summer plans, figuring out moving plans. Following up on that annoying tax thing. The exact same set of federal loan exit interviews I did last year...

Pretty much all the real life stuff I've been neglecting leading up to crit..."

FLOUNDERing (Men)

GIRL FLOUNDER: "Oh on! You got my BAD SIDE: You have to take it again!" *showing phone with image of back side of flounder*  BOY FLOUNDER: "Oh come on! It's fine! I LITERALLY can't tell the difference: You're just too picky!"

So I guess I'm conceding that the whole "good side" idea is actually a thing? I don't know, I'm still utterly unconcerned by it all, tbh...