*At party with heart balloons and "It's a GIRL!" banner* DAUGHTER: "Ok, you guys realize this is like my 23rd birthday, RIGHT? You're seriously holding a GENDER REVEAL party, NOW?"  ALLISON: "Well, we figured it was probably PRETTY SAFE to call it at this point..."  ~  DAUGHTER: "You guys are literally the most embrassing parent's ever. I cannot even begin to describe how much I hate you..."  *Teddy and Allison unconcernedly continue to smile proudly, waving "Congratulations!" flags.*
*Cuts into cake*

"IIItt'sss..... Orange?"

"Yeah, it's her favorite colour. Obviously. Why, what were you expecting?"