Boobies

Credit largely goes to Alessandra Catalina for commissioning the T Shirt... Plus it lets me title a post "boobies," so...

Expectations

Basically, I'm reading a really pink, really sparkly book right now (damn it Cecelia Ahern, why do you have to be such a good author?*agnsty fist shake*), so that may have something to do with this...

Patronus

So I was going to use this comment for some gag about my spirit animal being a triceratops, but then I happened upon the Urban Dictionary entry for "expecto patronum"...

Neverland

I'm just saying my thoughts would be comparatively much happier you give me 10-12 hours and a nice pillow...

Behind the Schemes

Mo(u)rnings

I may or may not have recently answered a similar such greeting with the response "sugar cube"...