"~Tuning in now, thanks to GoogleOverlord(TM)'s groundbreaking new FTL quantum communications platform, we prepare to witness LIVE the Momus 1 crew, disembarking for the first time onto a world orbiting another star: Much as Neil Armstrong's famous "One small step" marked a generation, the whole world waits united to hear Captain Theodor Dukkins' first words, which will undoubtedly define a brave new era of exploration for all of HUMANKIND...~"  ~  *On alien planet*  TEDDY: *In space suit looking back towards crew disembarking*  "Wow! It's like I'm seeing you guys in a whole new light!"
Alternate setup for this punchline: Just any dad changing a light bulb...

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