Ruminations

*2:00AM* SCUMBAG BRAIN: "Pssst! Hey." ~ BRAIN: *Hovering over a sleeping Teddy* "Hey. Wake up. Wake up! Hey! Hey, wake up!.." ~ *Teddy sits up groggily* BRAIN: "Pizza is essentially just a really thin casserole." ~ *Teddy rolls over, going back to sleep* BRAIN: *insistently nudging Teddy* "Hey, listen! Are you going back to sleep? LISTEN! You need to remember this! This is IMPORTANT stuff!"

Ok, Brain, I remembered. Are you happy now?
Also, without legitimatizing this by expending literally another second contemplating it, I'm pretty sure I refute your assertion on the casserole front, so not really sure where that leaves us...

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