Evens are Odds: January 2015

Agenda

*News coverage of "minimum wage" protest: Teddy seen with sign reading "Dinosaurs Aren't Prevalent Enough in Popular Culture!"

*30 minutes later, Feigned realization, looks at other signs, looks at own sign*

"This isn't my protest"

*Walks out*

Passion

TEDDY: "Ever notice how people don't just MONOLOGUE anymore? Wonder why that is..." ALLISON: "You were literally just talking about beer for the last 18 minutes."

"I actually left, bought this hat, grabbed a quick coffee, and came back, and you didn't even notice."

Resiliency

Sorry, this one's exclusively for my Comp Studio colleagues.

The only question now is which will outlast the other: Laboy's expectations, or my liver...

Parable

GROWN UP: "So the FOOLISH man built his house upon the SAND, but the WISE man built his house upon the ROCK." YOUNG TEDDY: "Yeah, but what if the sand has a really nice view?" ~ GROWN UP: "I think maybe you're missing the--" YOUNG TEDDY: "Like, couldn't you drive some PILES or something? I mean, if you weigh construction costs against the rising premium for beach front real estate..."

Or is he getting the point completely?
♫ DUN DUN DUHHH! ♩

Sleep Over

MARK: "Hey, you OK out here? You're making a lot of noise..." TEDDY: "SORRY! Sorry! I forgot my glasses so I'm kinda stuck playing it by ear out here." ~ TEDDY: "As in, I'm literally using your creaky floors to echo-locate my way to the kitchen..."

"#blind, amiright? Sorry to wake you, Mac Girl."

So my sister asked for a Nerf gun for Christmas.
Seemed a nice idea for the dorm room, but couldn't help feeling it was a bit boring...

The gift ended up being a couple days late, but I reckon it was worth it.

Everything's completely functional per the original, and it even disassembles and is compatible with other Nerf guns and parts.
Only problem now is I reckon I might need one for myself...

Trial & Error

TEDDY: *puckering up to zombie* "I'm just saying, how can we SAY there's no cure, when no one's evens tried TRUE LOVES KISS?"

This is what happens to your brain as a boy with sisters...