Evens are Odds: May 2015

Man Bun

Remember, I have sisters and they totally verified this, so this is like a legit PSA...

Over Thinking

I actually legitimately own a maroon tweed with olive elbow patches, but I rarely wear it to weddings, and even I know you never pair your ruffly shirt and spotted bow tie...

Cooperative

"The Bride & Groom would like to request that at this time everyone turn on their cellphones." ~ "I think we can all agree that will make it much less awkward for that one guy who would have invariably forgotten..."

This has the added benefit that if I'm there, you'd keep getting to freak out looking for where that TARDIS you just heard landed...

Convenience

TEDDY: "So you know that thing were you always wish that your electronics came with a clapper to turn them on an off?" ALLISON: "Ummmm....." ~ TEDDY: "Well it occurred to me is actually pretty straight forward to wire up a plug adapter so you can quickly and easily convert any device to Clapper Convenience. Lamps, TV, Home Entertainment System, even appliances; If you can plug it in, remote command is just a clap away!" ~ "Check it out." *Claps* ~ *Everything dark* TEDDY: "I may not have entirely though this through..."

Of course, I'd still probably buy them TBH...

There's not many things that will convince me to reign in my admittedly "over zealous" driving, but once you lose a couple perfectly good specimens in your trunk, you're willing to coddle them a bit...

Versitility

I pretty much have work clothes, and not-yet work clothes... #sorryMom

And anyways, what's even the point in clothes if you can't leverage them to your advantage...