Social Protocol

ALLISON: *Returning to the gang, seated in a restaurant* "So that was actually really lucky to run into him here: He said to call his office Monday, and we can probably set up a deal!" TEDDY: "So what you're saying is that to earn his respect, one of us needs to beat him in a drinking challenge!.." ~ ALLISON: "No, that's not even remotely what I sai---" TEDDY: *standing suavely* "Don't worry guys, I'm prepared to take this one for the team!" ALLISON: "We really need to talk about your drinking problem..." ~ *End caption* TEDDY: "If he didn't want us to prove ourselves through infantilely-fraternal antics then why would he schedule this meeting in a bar?" ALLISON: "We LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED TO BE OUT ON THE SAME NIGHT IN THE SAME PLACE--Did I not just say we RAN into him? Besides, I'm not sure that the OLIVE GARDEN counts as a bar..."

Yeah, what is this, Apple Bee's?....

...Okay, I admit, I don't think I've ever been to an Olive Garden...

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