Cup-Holder Pants

Tell me you wouldn't buy these!..

Variation

No pun implied...Except for the pun, of course...

'Prejudice'

Heightism - look it up people!

Nostalgia

Sing-a-long! DUH-DU-DO-DAH!

Terrorist Co

Still think your modesty is more important than those new full body x-rays?

Firefly

Google "Daily show fox evil or stupid" : it applies.

Value

Chivalry

I sometimes get the impression I was born with a latent sense of chivalry so archaic as to be detrimental... or at least paradoxically creepy

AI

Cue plot for cheap, badly scripted AI-themed SciFi-Thriller...

Laundromat

Fun fact, naked people don't use use sheets... or towels...

Sleeping Bags

Oddly enough, the girls I show this to don't seem to find it as funny...

Calculus

Just don't look too hard at those limits on the left...

Barriers

There's this, and dislike of the show Firefly - other than that... na, I got nothing.

Video Games

Sending Messages

It didn't even bother me until he started accidentally calling me 'Allison Sans'...

Substitution

Just in case anyone ever tries to make me a teacher...

Sledding

Well maybe if they'd make 'sled lifts'...

Cell Phones

I'll always feel evilly guilty over this one...

Euphamism

Circle, circle, dot, dot...

Brain Battle

Sometimes I wonder who would win in a fight between my left and right brain...

Physics Man

The Adventures of Physics Man: Yet another instance of the applicability of science in real life...

Gains

YATZEE!!!!

Priorities

Shopping

So apparently this only me. Just forget about it.

Aliens

All in all, I thought it went pretty well for a first date...

Americans

Sorry Americans, long story; you had to be there...