Skill Set

INTERVIEWER: "...So...obviously we appreciate your enthusiasm and, uh... PREPAREDNESS...."   ~   INTERVIEWER: "...But we really meant that we were looking for someone good at METAPHORICALLY putting out fires..."  TEDDY: *wearing fire suit, with extinguisher & fire fighter's ax on the table* "Ah! Yes. I can see how that would make sense... And honestly it does go to answer some questions I had about your OFFICE ENVIRONMENT..."

"Sooo, these experiences and references may not actually be as pertinent I thought they were going to be before you said that...."