CPP Dependency Edition

"SCENE: Basically that opening credits bit from LOVE ACTUALLY..." *Collage of people lovingly greeting each other with quoted 'Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow  Airport'*  ~  TEDDY: *Extending arms in greeting out of frame* "OMG, I missed you so much! Like, I knew I missed you, but I didn't even realize how much until I saw you just now!"  ~  *Frame shifts to reveal Teddy has opened his checked bag in the baggage claim, and is reverently holding his pocket knife aloft* "I don't even know how I was able to bear it! Let's never be apart this long again!"

Can you believe they wouldn't let me bring a chainsaw in my luggage? SMH

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