"If you ever think it's a good idea to re-read any of those 'old high school essays you just found,' do yourself a favor and don't." ~ "...Just don't..."

"But Thom," you say, "What about just this one. I remember this one; it was really good, funny and argumentative, but articulate..."

Nope. No it wasn't.

"I don't think you realize, I was very mature in high school..."

Nope. You really weren't.

"I've always felt my essay writing abilities peaked in high school..."

Nope, Nope, Nope! Trust me, for all our sakes, they really didn't...

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