*Teddy and Allison gazing upon the giant anteater at home in the trashed remains of their kitchen*   TEDDY: "To be fair, it has had an appreciable impact on our ant problem..."

"As far as pros, we've already got him an Arthur costume for Halloween (yes, I know Arthur was actually an aardvark, but they're still more similar than your cat...). Cons? Turns out the caloric intake of a Giant Anteater somewhat outpaces your average household ant infestation, and I now find myself laying tracks to entice ants inside...

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