Debilitated

TEDDY: *Groaning*  ALLISON: "Hey, are you OK? You seem kind of...distressed?.."   ~   TEDDY: "Yeah, I COMPLETELY bugger my back putting on my pants this morning. I'm actually in a not-inconsiderable amount of pain..."   ALLISON: "Oh. My... Are... are you alright?"   TEDDY: "Eh. It's fine: It's just pain. As long as I don't make any movement what-so-ever it's almost forgettable..."   ~   ALLISON: "I see...But then... Are you smiling, or is that just a grimace?.."   TEDDY: "Are you kidding? I hurt my back. PUTTING ON PANTS. This is OBJECTIVELY hilarious!"

Adulting Achievement Level Unlocked: Clothing-Related Injury!


And I get that I'm too young to complain about being old, and it's really very petty and superficial to do so, but I considered going home early at more points than one today. From PUTTING ON PANTS!..


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