Cocktail Edition

"The Classplosion" 1.) Attend a high class venue: I mean FANCY. Like your local philharmonic, tuxedo & bow tie fancy. 2.) Order (1) Glass of their most expensive wine + (1) measure of their most expensive brandy: skimping defeats the point. Champagne, or something like a Bordeaux that would like come in a glass w/ a deeper bowl will serve well. 3.) Drop shot that sh*t: Those onlookers you got in step 2? Yup! 4.) Enjoy?: Chug the result before your taste buds realize what you had to do to your budget to put them through this.

Someday...

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