Because if there's one thing we can know with more certainty than our government's spying on us, it's that it's really inefficient and bloated about doing so.


Of course I don't actually carry a ship's wheel with me every time I go out.

...I only do it days there's like a >30% of rain...

Auto Mechanics

Must be that time of the semester where I start subconsciously missing my shop...


While back, theoatmeal wrote a comic on his running habits (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running) so I thought I'd do one on mine!..

Paying Forward

Why yes, that is a Martian globe on her desk -next generation man, gotta start them early.

Burying the Hatchet

Is this panel indicative of my general laisser-faire approach to life progressively ill-equipping me to deal with actual conflict? Quite possibly. Could it also detail an approach by which to gradually build up a strategic zombie-defense arsenal? Absolutely!


While I do regret the screw cap as undoubtedly wanting with consideration to the overall experience of the wine, it becomes well worth the initial sacrifice as it extends the vessel into possible reuse as a water bottle, so providing invaluable comic relief to the otherwise mundane task of hydrating in front a teacher or boss.

State of Discovery

It's a shame I'm so against the direction Discovery's headed: It'd be a great excuse to tromp around naked in the wilderness...


AIAS dodge ball tournament yesterday + me really getting into fall this year = natural progression


Hey, you show me the stipulation in the adage that says the animal in question had to have followed you willingly, and I'll pry it off the sofa...


What I'm trying to say is, "Yeah, I could go for a beer right now."

Men Cooking II

Why would you think this was based on a true story?! Who told you that!? Those don't even look like Ramen stains in the corner of the page...

Priorities II


Ooh! What about your car? I bet no one's checked your brakes in while, huh?

Men Cooking

'Flavor Sludge,' as I like to call it, has (surprisingly?) never actually featured in any of my cooking, lest anyone having attended a diner party with me should worry...

Architect's 5 o'clock

I want to make the "Architect's 5 O'clock" an actual thing, as in, for example: 'Has was handsome enough, in a ruffled sort of way, loosely hung in his still-nice shirt, and sporting an architect's 5 o'clock painting the of hollow of his cheeks.'

Flight of Fancy

Flight of Fancy Audio Available!
So I pretty much blame my AP English Lit teacher for this one. I really let go on it, so if you like your writing styles dense and convoluted, then, hey, I've got good news!..
But still, it's about dinosaurs (sort of) and I did have fun playing with some literary devices, so I like to think it still makes for a decently comedic narrative.

More Than You Can Chew

Some people may claim this comic was just a thinly veiled excuse to draw a puppy...

Public Awareness

Because nothing says "I'm generally in favor and impressed by your efforts" like base satirization for the sake of passing puns!..

Drunk Dreaming

According to the internet, dreams about drunk driving generally signify one feels their life is out of control, specifically often related to their employment. Though I used to have a bunch of these, I was skeptical. Then I left that job...


Strangely enough, people who are bad at High-Fives tend to perform above average at really awkward hand shakes