Probably a general disclaimer is due by this point: Just because I realize the comedic potential of this and similar situations depicted in my comics does not make it a good idea to go discharging shotguns in crowded attutoriums; I do not condone the use of weapons or violence that cannot be erased with the back end of a pencil. Grevious butchering of orthagraphy, however, is still ok.

Why I Don't Write Chick-Flicky Action-Romances: PART II

At this rate, we should have a complete script by 2029! I'm thinking the buff hero guy should be played by Clive Owen's head photoshopped onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's body.