This one I wrote all the way back in tenth grade, so it may be a bit rough around the edges, but I'll be the first to admit it still has some pretty great characters. I'm also honestly impressed how well it holds up, considering the actual plot ostensibly hinges around the stereotypical American High School party (you all know what I mean by this euphemism) and I actually wrote it several years before my first experiences with alcohol...

Yo Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she saw Chuck Norris on TV, and he ran the other way screaming.

Jurassic Park

Have you ever tried drawing a zombie velociraptor? It's surprisingly difficult...