Fearless



"Still, good way to go, amIright?"
*slurp* 

Internet

There was a point in the activation process where you had to wait for the lights to stop blinking for a minute, and I literally just sat there and basked in its glory for the entire thing...

Instruction

BRAIN: "Are you sure you want to delete file 'LESSON_PLAN.EXE'? *'YES' is clicked*"  TEDDY * in front of classroom*: "Right, shall we get started"   "All things considered, I thought my first proper day as a TA went pretty well..."

Scumbag Brain: "You weren't using that, right? And all these notes and factoids from the lecture labeled 'IMPORANT: RETAIN FOR DISCUSSION TOPICS,' I'll just clear those up for you, right? Right?"


My marron tweed with olive elbow patchs, on the other hand, has been waiting for this day its entire life... 

College



I'm not stingy, I'm just broke...



And anyways, if it wasn't a good idea, why would they make trash bags exactly half the size of your shower, huh?
Riddle me that!...
#mostcollegethingthateverhappened

Time Management

ALLISON: "Alright, so what time do we want to wake up & hit the road again tomorrow?"  TEDDY: "Well its 10:30 now, so 8 hours would be... 6:30?.."   ~  TEDDY: "So maybe 11, 12?"

This is stolen almost verbatim from my sister on our big road trip this summer...

...I tend to concur...

Stereotype

Quick Tip!: Worried your outfit plays to much into that trope of Architects wearing black? --> Reverse your belt to the brown side for a splash of colour!

The point is, in case you missed it, I'm not the kind of architect you should take fashion advice from...

Although it does pull the brown from your work boots, so...

Stipulation

"The Adventures of NAKED MAN"   MARK: "Look Naked Man, we really appreciate everything you do for the city and all, but I really think we need to talk about the whole, you know--"  NAKED MAN: "STOP RIGHT THERE, CITIZEN."  ~  NAKED MAN: "WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS: THERE'S NO POINT IN BEING A SUPERHERO, WITHOUT THE EXPECTATION ONE CAN AVAIL ONE'SSELF OF SOME PERKS."   MARK: "It doesn't even have anything to do w/ your superpowers..."

His call symbol on the back of the cape is just the "N" and "M" stylized into a toilet-stall-graffiti-style penis...