Moving Hack

TEDDY: *amongst several empty liquor bottles* "It counts as packing if you finish the bottle, right?"

*Finishes last bottle*
"Shoot, we're out of liquor: Better go out and buy some scotch!"

But, hey, in my defense, when you're just carting around half a dozen bottles with less than a shot each, surely it'd be environmentally irresponsible to expend the fuel to bring them with you!.. 

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