*bear enters campsite* TEDDY: "Whoa, ok, stay calm. This is pretty standard procedure: He just smells the food. Stand up big as you can & make loud, unnatural noises." ~ "Basically, pretend you're not afraid, and try to seem as formidable as possible. Just relax - I've got this." *Teddy blows nose loudly, and bear runs away.
I would ask how to onomatopoeiaize blowing one's nose, but I think I'd first have to query how to verb onomatopoeia...

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