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Some things get a lot easier to determine when you limit things to a sample size of 1!.. |
Superlative
Idiom II
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You mean not only was she able to raise four kids, and still simultaneously make dinner, but she was able to make it with love instead of Monday morning?!... |
Millennial Culture: "Burning the Candle" Edition
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Millenial Culture: Doing that work you brought home from the office with you --------- Drawing this comic \ / \ Pick / \ Two / \ / Sleep |
Maximize
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Also, turns out that Tetris, while also transferable, becomes somewhat more challenging in real life with the introduction of non-uniform pieces..... |
Cure
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"As far as pros, we've already got him an Arthur costume for Halloween (yes, I know Arthur was actually an aardvark, but they're still more similar than your cat...). Cons? Turns out the caloric intake of a Giant Anteater somewhat outpaces your average household ant infestation, and I now find myself laying tracks to entice ants inside... |
Millennial Culture
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In this weeks installment of maths I refuse to calculate: The cumulative time I give away free because of my insecurity's prognostications on the optics of leaving the office at, God forbid, 5:03! #perilsofbeinghourlyinapredominantlysalariedoffice... |
Pattern
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"UNREMITTING OBSESSION mode now features integration with smart home devices! Once you've engaged UNREMITTING OBSESSION mode on a song, simply say 'OK Google: RELEASE THE KRACKEN!' to automatically play the song from the beginning at full volume on ALL available devices!.." |
Debilitated
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Adulting Achievement Level Unlocked: Clothing-Related Injury! And I get that I'm too young to complain about being old, and it's really very petty and superficial to do so, but I considered going home early at more points than one today. From PUTTING ON PANTS!.. |
Curate
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I spent entirely too long thinking about the variables here, and their relationships and derivatives of each other, before deciding I was getting too in my head about it and just wanted to make a gag about the shift in which party prescreens content in this dynamic... |
Thom's Law of Probability
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Guess it's more of a modifier, really... And I'm sure there's an actual psychological phenomenon for why it seems like this is the case that I could look up the name for, but |
Jack'o'comic 2018
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Look, it's a cute dinosaur, what more do you want? At least I got to actually make the jack'o'comic this year... |
Comfort Zone
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"Wow, you're so cool, just jumping in literally anywhere at the drop of a hat, like its nothing! Is there anywhere you don't just fit in?!.. |
CPP Genius Edition
!["Note: I'm using the term 'Genius' here in the sense in which it is defined in Elizabeth Gilbert's 2009 TED talk. I highly recommend listening to the talk in its entirety, especially if you work in a creative field, but for the TLDR sensibility, the gist is that in 'Ancient Greece & ancient Rome...people did not happen to believe that creativity came from human beings,' but rather that it, 'was this divine attendant spirit that came to [them] from some distant & unknowable source, distant & unknowable reasons. The Greeks famously called these divine attendant spirits of creativity 'damons',' while the Romans, 'called that sort of disembodied creative spirit a genius." ~ ALLISON: "So you get that important email you were trying to write sent?" TEDDY: "I accidentally designed a decorative mask instead!"](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhITXxy8qyYzGyXnYr1QSLjOavdfF4094kthEDJnZzgOMWiZCl3ou-eLwWrsBOpRFq6BpFaDdns7RuL7fCkZSKmYwqCpm7YWnzJwx93-40dYJt_DZ5mgT9QTKnTA_hAQnmE4Y1TxQdSo60l/s1600/CPPGeniusEdition.jpg "Crafts People Problems: Genuis Edition") |
| My rationality & common sense: "All right let's just get this over with! Not even too bad, just need to hunker down and be productive for one quick burst..." Scumbag creativity genius: "WHAT IF YOU HAD AN EYE, BUT WITH A G-CLEFT AS IT'S IRIS? WHAT WOULD THAT MOTIF LOOK LIKE PLAYED OUT!!!" |
It is gonna be a really cool mask, though!..
...and the TED link: https://www.ted.com/talks/elizabeth_gilbert_on_genius
...but also a little bit of just this...
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